Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Hey, what's up guys? It's me, Larry Ard.
[00:00:04] This podcast is about learning how to gamble.
[00:00:10] So for an example, right now I'm watching sports, a replay of Tennessee versus East Tennessee State University.
[00:00:18] Tennessee's winning 17 nothing.
[00:00:21] So a form of gambling is basically sports betting.
[00:00:26] Then you got the Powerball, yeah, scratch tickets, you got blackjack, you got roulette.
[00:00:34] So there's a lot of ways to win.
[00:00:37] There's money lines, there's parlays, there's a lot of stuff.
[00:00:46] So first off what you want to do and gamble is let's say you put a dollar towards a scratch ticket and then you scratch it in a scratch tickets. Possible to win millions of dollars at once. Or you could just get your money back.
[00:01:07] So let's just say I just walked downtown and I gambled on some scratch tickets.
[00:01:14] I bought two dollar scratch tickets and I didn't win big or nothing, but there was four sets of tickets. Two, there's four two dollar tickets and I won on all of them. But basically I only won my money back.
[00:01:30] So the reason why I like to gamble is because like I don't really like saving money.
[00:01:40] I rather just won the 50,000 and stuff. And I've been gambling for about 15 years, pretty strong.
[00:01:50] And the most I've ever won is about like 2, $3,000 in poker.
[00:01:58] So each week I'll bet like 10 to 20 bucks, nothing much and stuff.
[00:02:06] So besides that like gambling is entertaining too because like say you got Tennessee versus East Tennessee State, like if you put money on the game, it's pretty entertaining to see who wins or who loses.
[00:02:26] And even though a lot of people say they know how to win, like they say they're Bill Gates and they know the system. Basically gambling is just a setting, it just is set in a life and it's just like TV or a car or a house or a refrigerator.
[00:02:50] Basically you have to follow specific rules in order to win.
[00:02:56] So your goal is to win as much as possible. But you don't wanna, you don't want to put like $50,000 on like a moneyline game where like say your odds are 1% and you put 50,000 on it. You don't want to do that. Make sure you never ever do that because if you do, you're screwed. And people have done it before and they're known for it.
[00:03:27] But make sure you never do that. Make sure you just bet. Stick to basically 50, 50 games.
[00:03:33] Like you'll bet a dollar to win a dollar. Because those games are really easy to Win in a row.
[00:03:39] Like most of the time I can win about 10 to 20 in a row when I'm winning.
[00:03:49] So yeah, make sure you never bet wrong. Basically what I'm trying to tell you.
[00:04:00] So what else do you need to know about gambling?
[00:04:04] You have to be 21 in America.
[00:04:10] So that's pretty bad. That's sad for like the high school students that love gambling already.
[00:04:17] But just wait a couple more years and you'll be all set.
[00:04:23] So there's some systems I want to work on.
[00:04:26] One, the first system I want to work on is the Martin scale.
[00:04:30] So what you do in the Martin scales, you bet 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
[00:04:38] And if you win, you start back at 1.
[00:04:44] And the coolest thing about gambling basically is that most games are 50, 50.
[00:04:52] So it means like if you win once, you can't win two in a row, most likely.
[00:04:58] So if Once you win 9 out of 10 times, your next bet's a loss.
[00:05:04] Which is cool because like, if you're watching Tennessee versus East Tennessee State, you can use gambling more than just money. You can use it with women, you can use it with food, stuff like that, tv, music.
[00:05:22] And basically what it shows is that on the next play, East Tennessee State is nine out of 10 times, not gonna get the first down, which is pretty cool, which is why I think God invented gambling.
[00:05:39] So he started off, he start us off with money and then we could use it besides money, which is one cool thing. So let's check this play out. First and ten.
[00:05:52] Remember, nine out of ten times, East Tennessee is not going to get the play, not going to get the first down. So they're in shotgun, it's motion left, he passes it, he scrambles out the pocket and he doesn't get the first down, which is guaranteed. You know what I mean, if you know what you're talking about.
[00:06:16] Like, obviously they weren't going to get the touchdown if they're on the 20 yard line. But it's basically common sense. So now in this play, you don't want to use the 5050 because you don't know because it's second and nine, they already had a shot at it. You never know what's going to happen.
[00:06:34] So that's another cool thing about gambling.
[00:06:39] So besides the Martingale system, like you bet 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and all that.
[00:06:47] And while going back to the Martins Gale, it does work. But the casino fig knew it was gonna work. So they, they put us at limit of like $10,000, which means like if you had like, say you had like 50 million, you would basically win every time.
[00:07:09] But in America, the max bets, let's say 10,000, 50,000, which means, like, say you bet 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, and all the way up, you eventually might lose, most likely because you're only bet you're only getting a dollar. And then eventually you'll lose like 15 in a row.
[00:07:34] So that's the only bad thing about the Martins Gale system.
[00:07:38] So the. I'm working on a system called the number of PI. It's called the 3.14 system.
[00:07:48] And basically what you do there is, is you convert the 3.14 with 2, 3, 8 and 9.
[00:07:58] And because when I was in middle school and high school, my teacher taught me that.
[00:08:04] She was teaching all of us about the 3.14 system.
[00:08:08] And it's basically specific about the. The last two decimal points.
[00:08:13] I'm assuming some. I was working on it today.
[00:08:18] Hopefully it works.
[00:08:20] But most people use the Martingale system, you know what I mean?
[00:08:26] So what other systems are there? This card counting.
[00:08:31] Card counting is basically like. Exactly. It's a really true form of blackjack.
[00:08:39] And it keeps you focused, you know what I mean? Because when I'm counting cards at the casino, I'll realize I'm winning because I'm staying focused, because I'm keeping count.
[00:08:50] And then the next system would be handicapping. Now, handicapping, like let's say Trevor Lawrence, right? He's in a commercial right now. Say, you know, he's a really good quarterback. You want to bet on him to win money, stuff like that.
[00:09:10] So like I said, the 3.14 system obviously is. Needs work, but handicapping works, Martingale works and card counting works.
[00:09:23] Now I'm really good at the card counting, and it just. It's tough to find time to go to the casino and count cards. You know what I mean?
[00:09:35] So I need to improve my card counting time because, like, if I take the train to Boston, it's not that bad. Or if I take the bus to Springfield.
[00:09:49] And then the Martins Gale, and then handicapping. Now I've been working on handicapping. Handicapping is a form of like, let's say, you know, East Tennessee State's gonna score a touchdown.
[00:10:02] Basically what you want to do is find a good line in the money line.
[00:10:08] Basically bet according to, like, knowing that East Tennessee State's really good or something like that.
[00:10:19] So that just sports betting, basically. Sports betting, blackjack. And then you got your Powerball A lot of people play Powerball.
[00:10:27] In Powerball, I like to use the quick pick method.
[00:10:31] You just go up to the register and you ask for quick pick.
[00:10:36] And basically I think that gives you the best odds. Really. Even though no common sense says picking your own numbers works more, it's. I just think it's just a good Powerball number. Powerball play.
[00:10:54] So remember, besides gambling, don't just use it for money, use it for everything else in life, you know what I mean? Make a gamble in life and go with it.
[00:11:05] Basically what I think you should do.
[00:11:08] Cuz like, I don't know, it's basically translating the bible.
[00:11:14] Cuz like if you, if you think about it like, yeah, just make, make some gambles in life and it should pay out.
[00:11:27] So what else about gambling?
[00:11:36] I don't know. There's fantasy sports.
[00:11:42] That's basically when like you'll get like LeBron James, you'll say, oh, LeBron James is gonna score 30 points or something like that.
[00:11:54] So yeah, I'm gonna just be talking about my trips to the casino, daily bets, stuff like that during the podcast and stuff. Hopefully, hopefully you guys enjoy and everything.
[00:12:09] But yeah, just remember to play smart, gamble wise and use it for other things than just money, you know what I mean? Use it for day to day activities and stuff like that.
[00:12:25] All right then I'll check y' all later.
[00:12:28] Peace out.
